Top 10 Sarcastic Birthday Cards – Greeting Cards

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1. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Young Once

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Hallmark #ad - 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. ".

Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate. Birthday card measures 5"x 7. Cover features white lettering on a blue background that reads: "everyone gets to be Young Once. Inside reads: "Your turn's over. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Weight0.02 Pounds
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number0349RZF3017
Model0349RZF3017

2. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card A Very Special Person

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Hallmark #ad - 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Cover features modern lettering on a sunrise background. With a modern design and laugh out loud sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.

Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. It's not you, It's Jesus. Birthday card measures 5"x 7. Inside reads: "calm down. I think he'd want you to have a Happy birthday, though. ". These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number0349RZF3005
Model0349RZF3005
WarrantyNone

3. NobleWorks

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A Very Funny Birthday AC5979BDG-B1x10, 10 Funny Birthday Cards Boxed, Bulk Notecard Set, Cartoons, Assorted Humor Photos, NobleWorks

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NobleWorks #ad - 10 best selling birthday cards: receive an assortment of ten hilarious, happy birthday cards! Individual text varies - please review photos for specific artwork and card message, as some objectional language may be included. Whether your recipient is young or old, alcohol, or loves silly butt, family, customers, a dog or cat lover, and old lady jokes.

Choose from a wide selection of cards to give to friends, or class mates. The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening yes, it's intentional; Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material. Use: if your close family or best friends need a good laugh, high quality, then our variety pack of boxed cards are the answer! Elegant, bulk stationery to personalize and write a happy birthday wish. Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock no papyrus, naturally with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.

They ship boxed and pre-folded with a 5 x 7 mailing envelope for your convenience. Size: fitting perfectly inside a 5 x 7 inch envelope, your naughty happy birthday wishes require a sarcastic and witty note card! Mom, dad, and grandparents won't mind. If they have a great sense of humor! our glossy greeting cards were designed to be fun and make people laugh, even if it's at themselves! One thing's for sure … they make an extra funny impact and leave memorable impressions! .
BrandNobleWorks #ad
ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.63 Inches
Length6.75 Inches
Weight0.05 Pounds
Width4.63 Inches
Part NumberAC5979BDG-B1x10
ModelAC5979BDG-B1x10

4. Hallmark

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Hallmark Birthday Card for Him Extra Attention

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Hallmark #ad - Is exactly the kind of guy who deserves it. With a celebratory design and sincere sentiment, this birthday card is the perfect way to make the birthday boy's day even more special. Send birthday wishes with a card that's as special as he is. Have a wonderful birthday. ". Card measures 5. 8" x 8. 3" and comes with a coordinating blue envelope. Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Inside reads: ". Cover features a birthday cake with sequin embellishments.
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ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5.75 Inches
Weight0.06 Pounds
Width8.31 Inches
Part Number0499RZB1194
Model0499RZB1194

5. Injoys

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Funny Birthday Card, Humorous Sarcastic Rude Happy Bday Card Pack of 24 Cards Envelopes Included 8 Unique Designs Blank Inside 5x7 Boxed Assortment for Him Her Sister Brother Mom Dad Best Friend

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Injoys #ad - Bulk supply: 8 designs, 3 copies each Add fun & laughter in the best way possible. Envelopes: includes 24 classic envelopes with an inside peel-off adhesive for your convenience. Funny cards: give the birthday boy/girl a good laugh with these sarcastic hilarious birthday cards. Our cards are made of premium 300 GSM paper Fully sized 5x7". Blank inside: the cards are left blank inside for your personal touch for the birthday boy/girl. Total cards 24. Sturdy: the way a card feels matters.
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ManufacturerInjoys #ad
Part Number1

6. Central 23

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Central 23, Cat Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card -"A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday So I Ate It", Comes With Fun Stickers

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Central 23 #ad - Comes with fun stickers – to insert into your card and make your message personal and edgy! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card. Happy birthday card – this hilarious card will put a smile on their face! perfect for anyone who loves witty banter or has a sarcastic side - your Mom, Husband, Wife, Dad, Sister, Friend, Brother, Son or Daughter Great for those who love cats…maybe less great for those who love birds .

Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Hilarious Design.

Size – this celebration card is 5. 7 x 5. 7 inches and comes with a 5. 9 x 5. 9 inch envelope in a sealed cellophane bag The perfect size for your message! Blank inside - for your own message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice! .
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height6.1 Inches
Length6.1 Inches
Width0.2 Inches
Part NumberCC714

7. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Her Wine and Coffee

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Hallmark #ad - Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. ". These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Inside reads: "Hope you feel the love on your birthday. Send wishes for an amazing day to a gal who loves her coffee and wine with a funny birthday card made especially for her. Card measures 5" x 7. Front features an illustration of a glass of wine and a mug of coffee on a coffee table arguing about who she loves more. Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. 2" and comes with an envelope.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number369RZF1018
Model369RZF1018

8. LimaLima

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Funny Happy Birthday Card Perfect For Men Or Women Blank Inside To Add Your Own Personal Greeting Rude Age Joke Perfect For Mum Dad 40th 50th 60th 70th

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LimaLima #ad - Quality - professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish SIZE - A5 When Folded lots of space to add your own personal greeting.

Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion. Professionally printed - rude offensive happy birthday card for men or women funny giraffe ThemFunny Happy Birthday Card Perfect For Men Or Women Blank Inside To Add Your Own Personal Greeting Rude Age Joke Perfect For Mum Dad 40th 50th 60th 70th.
BrandLimaLima #ad
ManufacturerLimaLima #ad
Height0.39 Inches
Length8.66 Inches
Width6.3 Inches
Part Number178

9. Hallmark

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Hallmark Pop Up Peanuts Birthday Card Snoopy Dog House

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Hallmark #ad - Birthday card folds flat and includes the perfect spot for writing a personalized message. Squeeze the sides to turn card into Snoopy's dog house and press down gently on Snoopy to lock it in place.

Exclusive pop up card measures 4. 4" and includes a coordinating envelope designed with Snoopy writing his own note on his typewriter. Wish a happy birthday to a Peanuts fan with an adorable birthday card made especially for them. 4" x 6. With a sweet design and exciting 3D pop-up, the birthday boy or girl can display this card at their home or office all year long. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length4.44 Inches
Weight0.03 Pounds
Width6.44 Inches
Part Number699RZQ1011
Model699RZQ1011
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10. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Two Bananas

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Hallmark #ad - With a simple design and chuckle worthy sentiment inside, this birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate anyone who could use a good laugh on their birthday. ". Card measures 5" x 7.

Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.2"and comes with an envelope. Remind the birthday boy or girl that getting older Isn't such a big deal—as long as you're not a banana, that is—with a funny birthday card that's sure to tickle their funny bone. Cover features two bananas, one of which looks a day or two past its Prime. Inside reads: "being one day older only matters if you're a banana. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number0349RZF3027
Model0349RZF3027